![]() ![]() It took me about three hours to finally figure out where I could go to buy animals. Oh, you don’t know how to farm? Don’t expect the tutorial or help menu to give you any idea. Not to mention the game doesn’t really have any patience for you. You want to turn left? It’s going to go super left. It doesn’t give a damn what you want. But even then, how can they get past all the clunky flaws? The truck I mentioned before, by the way, turns with the sensitivity of someone ready to crash at any given moment. People that are hardcore into some boring shit, I’m sure. I’m sure there’s some audience that this game applies to. But how much credit can I give a game for relying so much on my imagination to make it actually fun, and how long could I keep that up? The answer is, not very long at all, by the way. Or seeing how I can flip the truck, or run over pedestrians, or run around town with the chainsaw revved like a madwoman. Then, proceeding to chop them all up to see how many fit in the back of my truck. Grabbing a chainsaw and chopping down as many trees as possible to form up a pile of trunks. ![]() In fact, the only fun I found in the game was due to my own bullshittery. Those vast fields of nothingness that soon became a metaphor for the emptiness I felt while playing. Yeah, well, I felt nothing as I plowed, sowed, and harvested through the vast fields. You know what I mean? Like, in Super Mario Sunshine and Viscera Cleanup Detail, where you want to hit every single little spot. It didn’t even satisfy my weird, “I like to clean in video games,” tendencies. Yet, as I watched my tractor pass over the field in a perfect, uniformed fashion, I stared into the void. Mindless routines in games are often not so bad. You would think that harvesting crops would at least be a bit interesting. Every second probably shouldn’t feel like a second I will never get back. I don’t think I’m meant to legitimately look at the clock and feel my life passing me by. But I don’t think it’s meant to be this boring, guys. That’s not exactly the fast-paced, high octane lifestyle of, say, a secret agent. It’s probably supposed to be some serene experience to escape from either violent video games or, I don’t know, your stressful real life. Maybe I was born for this.” Ha, yeah, I was wrong.įarming Simulator 17 is meant to be boring, I’m sure. Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley are among my favorite games ever. I absolutely adore doing regular jobs in video games. A wide-eyed, naive person that thought, “I loved Euro Truck Simulator. You know how I was assigned Farming Simulator 17 for review this month? I was excited, then. Check out multiplayer mode where you can play cooperatively with up to 16 players.Hey Editors, it’s Yami here.Harvet new crops like sunflowers and soy beans, and take care livestock like cows, sheep, chickens, and now pigs.Included are over 250 authentic vehicles and farming tools, from over 75 famous manufacturers.Participate in forestry and transport your goods with trucks and trailers, or load and drive trains to ship your products.From harvesting to animal husbandry, and from the sales of fresh products to woodcutting, use your success to invest in more tools and vehicles to make the best farm possible.Upgrades graphics make Farming Simulator 17 the best in the franchise. ![]()
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